Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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