Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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