He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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