so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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