Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Another day, another engagement, another cat
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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