Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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