roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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