I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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