Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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