I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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