Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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