do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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