i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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