Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
