He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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