i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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