I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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