Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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