you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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