I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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