Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
