i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I am mentally ready for anal.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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