You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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