Define "chronic" masturbator.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wish i was in the wii world.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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