I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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