matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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