Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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