Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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