Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Randomize
