butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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