Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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