he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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