i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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