She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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