I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he puts the penis in happiness.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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