Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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