It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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