I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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