just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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