you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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