Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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