I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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