Have you finally orgasmed yet?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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