I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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