We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Randomize
