i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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