i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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I need you to use more vowels.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You were trust falling into bushes
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