found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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