At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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