Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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