i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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